It was at 1200 (noon) this Wednesday, with the delicious Danish Pia and myself, in Leighton Buzzard.
But I’m sure we can do something special just for you if you’d like double trouble…
Call or email me for details…..
It was at 1200 (noon) this Wednesday, with the delicious Danish Pia and myself, in Leighton Buzzard.
But I’m sure we can do something special just for you if you’d like double trouble…
Call or email me for details…..
It’s back to basics week here – after weeks of naughty golf, ripped stockings and even wild west riding, I thought, what can I do for the guys this week?
Why not, I thought, give all of those chaps who have never experienced my full lunch or dinner experience a little taste of what they might expect? (I say taste, but don’t try licking the computer screen…)
I hope this week’s picture captures a little bit of the experience for you.. little black dress, the pleasure of my company over a lingering meal, then some private time back at my cool pad where we can both slip into “something more comfortable” … if this isn’t enough for you, big boy, then come up and see me sometime for the real thing.
I do love riding my horse called Allcock – sometimes he likes a gentle canter, and other times a good trot… but when he’s feeling frisky he goes into a gallop, and tries to throw me off … but I grab him by the balls, and that usually finishes him off. He let’s out a loud ‘neigh’ and ends up in a sweat. I refresh him with a nice shower and I tell him I’ll see him soon for our adventures on the Wild Side….click here if you’d like to see more.
Part One : Golf Lessons for Ladies…
I think its really important to get your clothing right, which is why I always wear a short PVC skirt so other players can enjoy my performance. Likewise no bra, they always tend to get in the way. Check out my pictures to see how to grip the club properly, this bit is really crucial.
I wonder if any of you Gents would like to join me for a few holes sometime? You can drive, but if you handle my Titleists I can’t promise not to put my hand on your balls in the rough. No jokes about “come and get me, Tiger”. Oops.
..if you didn’t like the grunge look . Perhaps something a little more traditional? Click here. x
..just trying the Goth look to see if it suited me, dark eye make- up, punky hair, and of course the ripped black tights, we had a lot of fun doing that (scissors were used at one stage, very very carefully, I can tell you!). Not sure if I like the jewellery, all those tight chokers and bangles .. maybe I’ll leave it to Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp.
It’s quite some time since I’ve been to a festival but I’m sure I can help you guys pitch a tent, if you know what I mean!
If you’d like a closer look click here or give me a call for the live version!
I am after today! thought I’d calm myself with some hot sun and soft music……check it out- click here!
and check out my pic – I haven’t really joined the navy but I thought you boys who like uniforms might appreciate this one !
Anyway, being all at sea is a great way to cool down as summer seems finally to be with us! You can’t see them on this pic, but you should really come around to look at my sea-legs, you can have your own private view ….
Inspiration for this week’s blog came in the form of two glamorous photos – one of Bardot wearing sunglasses and a panama hat in a convertible, and another of Debbie Harry of Blondie on a short t-shirt and high boots on a park bench.
So into the garden we went, a nice warm quiet day – my mysterious photographer was scandalised because I had left my pants behind so he kept snapping pics of my bum. I’m not Debbie Harry but I am sure my blog readers will like the boots. I got my own back on the pesky snapper by making him kneel to remove them – lucky he didn’t have to lick them too! of course, if that’s a little service you would like to provide give me a ring or email me.
This week I have been studying the mating habits of upright primates- you! I am trying to find out whether you guys look at my site when you’re at home (risky for the married ones!) or at the office (sometimes a little career-threatening!)
Of course Lady Ellen.co.uk should be on the must-see list for any business these days, but I guess there’s a chance your boss might not see it like that.
If you would like to do some in-depth close up research of what you see in the pics, give me a call or drop me an email. And your comments are, as ever, most welcome. Good weekend chaps (and girls) xxx