For those of you who prefer your airline to be anything but Virgin, allow me to introduce you my anything-but-down-to-earth service.
I’m a cool ‘trolley dolly’ who can get you taking off without going anywhere near an airfield – just come over and try my first class accomodation.
“Fly United” is my motto (but you’ll be pleased to hear that’s enough cliches, and no mention of joysticks and flaps, boys)
Click here to supersize me!
“What’s your fantasy?” I asked my faithful mystery photographer. “Hmmm.. a Gangster’s Moll?” he replied. I had to go away and Google that because he is so much older than me. Gangsters, Al Capone, Chicago, Roaring Twenties …
Anyway, when he next came around there I was dressed up to the nines like a girly gangster, complete with hat and fishnets (and my hair had mysteriously grown much longer…)
His reaction was just to get his camera out and start snapping, so here you are, check out his best stuff here. If you have an Al Capone fantasy, you might like to see the real thing.
And now I’ve been inspired to have a bit of a costume party on here over the next few weeks, so you can expect uniforms, daring poses, wild hair, the full Lady Ellen experience.. not for the fainthearted – you have been warned. Oh, and , come up and see me sometime, you hear?
Do have a nice Bank Holiday weekend, boys, and make the most of any sun we get – I’ve been away for a few days and although the sun didn’t shine, sometimes it’s nice getting wet, if you know what I mean. I’m back to work from Tuesday and those of you mourning the decline of Summer might like to cheer yourselves up by visiting me and my friends Sophie, Pia and Nicola – anything is possible for those who’d like a good time. Give me a call or drop me an email if you’d like to know more. Oh, and for those that can’t wait, click here for a picture of my bottom!
Just come back from a long weekend away and thought I’d show you a snap of me packing my over-large case before I went … a girl always needs a few things for the trip but I found I can get most of me into the case. Anyway, home now refreshed and raring to go, so give me a call – looks like the picture site is back online so my old favourites are there. xxxx
… for those trying to see my blog pics – the external site that hosts them has been up and down lately. Please bear with me while normal service is resumed. And if you’d like to bare with me , drop me an email or give me a call!
This week’s news story about Kelly Brook stopping traffic posing naked on a billboard wearing only a pair of trainers made me laugh, so much so that I thought I’d have a go myself to see if I can have the same effect in Leighton Buzzard – my gents should note that looking at this picture on your phone or mobile device while driving could cause an accident!!!!
By the way I thought I looked a bit of a chav in the trainers so I swapped them for heels – anyone who wants the trainer shot should have a word with Mr Mystery, he has them somewhere…
Not much sun so far this week but it’s rather close and steamy and wet … and that’s just in my apartment! I had a nice free afternoon without girlfriends and boyfriends so thought I would just relax with a handy photographer and let things come naturally … they did for me at least! Hope you like this picture, it’s a sort of personal magic moment…
How many of us have wondered what it would be like to be in a threesome? You might dream about it, but I do it all the time, thanks to my network of friends in the area.
Following my interesting morning with the sexy Danish Pia earlier this week, I would now like to introduce you to Sophie, new to the business and available with me for those of you who think you can handle more than one sexy lady at a time. Click here to see a full-sized pic of us in our undies and call me now if you would like to arrange to see us both.
Pia and I are available from September on Wednesdays only, advanced booking needed. Of course, all this activity doesn’t get in the way of my two-girl partnership with Nicola of Bedford, and you can see pics of us together elsewhere on this site! Phew!
It’s back to basics week here – after weeks of naughty golf, ripped stockings and even wild west riding, I thought, what can I do for the guys this week?
Why not, I thought, give all of those chaps who have never experienced my full lunch or dinner experience a little taste of what they might expect? (I say taste, but don’t try licking the computer screen…)
I hope this week’s picture captures a little bit of the experience for you.. little black dress, the pleasure of my company over a lingering meal, then some private time back at my cool pad where we can both slip into “something more comfortable” … if this isn’t enough for you, big boy, then come up and see me sometime for the real thing.
I do love riding my horse called Allcock – sometimes he likes a gentle canter, and other times a good trot… but when he’s feeling frisky he goes into a gallop, and tries to throw me off … but I grab him by the balls, and that usually finishes him off. He let’s out a loud ‘neigh’ and ends up in a sweat. I refresh him with a nice shower and I tell him I’ll see him soon for our adventures on the Wild Side….click here if you’d like to see more.