For those of you who prefer your airline to be anything but Virgin, allow me to introduce you my anything-but-down-to-earth service.
I’m a cool ‘trolley dolly’ who can get you taking off without going anywhere near an airfield – just come over and try my first class accomodation.
“Fly United” is my motto (but you’ll be pleased to hear that’s enough cliches, and no mention of joysticks and flaps, boys)
Click here to supersize me!