Lady Ellen’s Summer Sports

Part One : Golf Lessons for Ladies…

I think its really important to get your clothing right, which is why I always wear a short PVC skirt so other players can enjoy my performance. Likewise no bra, they always tend to get in the way. Check out my pictures to see how to grip the club properly, this bit is really crucial.

I wonder if any of you Gents would like to join me for a few holes sometime? You can drive, but if you handle my Titleists I can’t promise not to put my hand on your balls in the rough. No jokes about “come and get me, Tiger”. Oops.

4 Responses to “Lady Ellen’s Summer Sports”

  1. Oscar says:

    Hi Ellen,
    You obviously like fondling the end of the Club !
    Works for me everytime !!
    One of the best sets of photo’s yet.
    For the rest of the summer there are lots of ball sports as well as water sports. Can’t wait for the outcome.

  2. Straker says:

    Anyone else like a flash of white knicker? Perhaps an age thing.

  3. Doodler says:

    Do you give lessons on punting, excuse me I mean putting ? Don’t want to grip the putter to tight, might short stroke the club and miss the hole.

    A lovely set of photos, would definitely follow you around the course.

  4. mooneyes says:

    I woul’nt mind playing a round (or around) with you,don’t think the LGU (ladies golf union) would approve of your dress code though! I’ll give you lessons any time.
    Shall I book a tee time? xxx

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