Lady Ellen an independent English Escort based in Leighton Buzzard

Part One : Golf Lessons for Ladies…

I think its really important to get your clothing right, which is why I always wear a short PVC skirt so other players can enjoy my performance. Likewise no bra, they always tend to get in the way. Check out my pictures to see how to grip the club properly, this bit is really crucial.

I wonder if any of you Gents would like to join me for a few holes sometime? You can drive, but if you handle my Titleists I can’t promise not to put my hand on your balls in the rough. No jokes about “come and get me, Tiger”. Oops.

..if you didn’t like the grunge look . Perhaps something a little more traditional? Click here. x

..just trying the Goth look to see if it suited me, dark eye make- up, punky hair, and of course the ripped black tights, we had a lot of fun doing that (scissors were used at one stage, very very carefully, I can tell you!). Not sure if I like the jewellery, all those tight chokers and bangles .. maybe I’ll leave it to Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp.

It’s quite some time since I’ve been to a festival but I’m sure I can help you guys pitch a tent, if you know what I mean!

If you’d like a closer look click here or give me a call for the live version!

I am after today!  thought I’d calm myself with some hot sun and soft music……check it out- click here!

and check out my  pic – I  haven’t really joined the navy but I thought you boys who like uniforms might appreciate this one !

Anyway, being all at sea is a great way to cool down as summer seems finally to be with us! You can’t see them on this pic, but you should really come around to look at my sea-legs, you can have your own private view ….

Inspiration for this week’s blog came in the form of two glamorous photos – one of Bardot wearing sunglasses and a panama hat in a convertible, and another of Debbie Harry of Blondie on a short t-shirt and high boots on a park bench.

So into the garden we went, a nice warm quiet day – my mysterious photographer was scandalised because I had left my pants behind so he kept snapping pics of my bum. I’m not Debbie Harry but I am sure my blog readers will like the boots. I got my own back on the pesky snapper by making him kneel to remove them – lucky he didn’t have to lick them too! of course, if that’s a little service you would like to provide give me a ring or email me.

This week I have been studying the mating habits of upright primates- you! I am trying to find out whether you guys look at my site when you’re at home (risky for the married ones!) or at the office (sometimes a little career-threatening!)

Of course Lady Ellen.co.uk should be on the must-see list for any business these days, but I guess there’s a chance your boss might not see it like that.

If you would like to do some in-depth close up research of what you see in the pics, give me a call or drop me an email. And your comments are, as ever, most welcome. Good weekend chaps (and girls) xxx

I was wondering this week – those of you who like my blog pics, and some of you are kind enough to post encouraging messages – where are you when you look at the pictures?

Are you taking a sneaky peek from your desk in the office, or are you doing it from home when nobody else is about?

I’d like you to help me with a little poll – if you are in the office, click here for a picture of me hard at work at my PC.  And if you are at home right now click here for a shot of me lounging in the bedroom. And for those of  you who did both, naughty boys, leave me a comment. I would like to make sure I have you firmly in my diary for the next few weeks – things are hotting up around here!

Phew, what a scorcher last weekend! I have had to think of innovative ways to cool off (when you work in as little as I do, there’s not much you can do to remove more clothes!)

This week I settled for a nice cool shower and found a great place to sit , close to my breezy fan in my nice cool boudoir. But guys, don’t keep this hot sexy lady waiting too long for your call, as I do get booked up very quickly!!

Well, after doing two marathons last week – my daily striptease on this blog and a well-known London night-time charity event – I am too exhausted to get out of bed for you today!

You can see the bra I wore for the Moonwalk and the rather tasteful medal I won for completing the event – all the way around the course with my friend Nicola.

My energy levels will be back to normal next week, so watch out gentlemen!!!